Loz and the Penthouse Pet

so are you interested yet??

howdy campers,

well it was a night of special surprises last night! i was off to sydney on the tear, well as much as you can when you have to drive cause one mate has lost her licence drink driving and the other tart cant bloody drive, but anyway, here we were three girls heading to the city to check out the talent at the bank in newtown, known as ladies night wednesday night!

now this pub is swarmed wit crazy women everywhere! busyier than i can ever remember seeing it, so i met up wit some of the old crew, had a coke and sat back and enjoyed the talent! but guess who was at the next table? known other than georgina? who the hell is georgina? hey i didnt know either, but word quickly spread! (pity her legs didnt, oh my did i really say that?) she was an aussie penthouse pet who had been one of the tempters in temptation island aussie version? hey i was still lost as well!

ok she was blonde (they always are) tall, legs up to there, skinny and all the bits in the right spot, of course i had left my glasses in the car so i decided to get up and have a better look and make a educated opinion, mind you it was hard as most of the pub had the same idea as myself.

but as one crazy drunk girl fell over a chair and came crashing thru i managed to kind of catch her and save the precious georgina from spilling her martini! to me she sweetly replied "thanks" georgina that is and not the drunken tart id just caught!

she then softly took my hand (again this was geogina and not the drunken tart) in hers and led me upstairs to the landing outside the ladies toilets, i didnt ask what we were doing and didnt bother asking if i could grab my coke from my table. she pressed me against the railing and kissed me first on the neck, then the cheek and then passionately on the lips!

ok ok ok the last paragraph is a load of shit but the rest i promise is all true! she did say thanks to me for catching the other drunk tart, and yeh she is semi hot and i would not have objected to being dragged up the stairs even if she had a really flat arse! and what was she doing in the bank on a wednesday night anyway i hear you ask? well after a little gossip today, turns out she has a girlfriend and was not really much good to those blokes on temptation island any way!

so yeh needless to say i didnt pull again last nite, but hey im confident! i actually prob would of had more chance wit the drunken tart! all the best and ill keep you updated as to my tart ways

keep it country ppl and dont ever refuse a pash! cause you never never no!
love loz in oz